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Clown Car

Clown Car

{X}

Artifact — Vehicle

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle.

Crew 2

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Crew
Set
The Zeta Set (SLZ #342)
Rarity
Uncommon
Mana value
0
Released
2026-09-02
Artist
MSCHF
EDHREC rank
#3,948
Finishes
Nonfoil
Served from
Local database

Commander bracket

1 +
Fits any bracket
No Game Changer, land denial, extra turns or two-card combos.

Derived from card traits, not a ruling — bracket rules turn on how a deck intends to use a card. Bracket rules

EDHREC

Salt Score 0.20
How much players resent seeing this card. The scale tops out around 3.1.

Combos 35

Magda, Brazen Outlaw+Academy Manufactor+Maskwood Nexus+Cursed Mirror+Sculpting Steel+Elixir of Immortality+Dwarven Scorcher+Xorn+Clown Car
{R}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite artifact tokensInfinite card drawInfinite Clue tokensInfinite colored manaInfinite creature ETBInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite damage to creaturesInfinite death triggersInfinite draw triggersInfinite Food tokensInfinite lifegainInfinite lifegain triggersInfinite Treasure tokensPut all artifact and creature cards from your library onto the battlefieldPut all artifact cards and a subset of creature cards from your library onto the battlefield
Magda, Brazen Outlaw+Academy Manufactor+Maskwood Nexus+Sculpting Steel+Mirror of the Forebears+Elixir of Immortality+Dwarven Scorcher+Xorn+Clown Car
{R}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite artifact tokensInfinite card drawInfinite Clue tokensInfinite colored manaInfinite creature ETBInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite damage to creaturesInfinite death triggersInfinite draw triggersInfinite Food tokensInfinite lifegainInfinite lifegain triggersInfinite Treasure tokensPut all artifact and creature cards from your library onto the battlefieldPut all artifact cards and a subset of creature cards from your library onto the battlefield
Magda, Brazen Outlaw+Academy Manufactor+Maskwood Nexus+Cursed Mirror+Mirror of the Forebears+Elixir of Immortality+Dwarven Scorcher+Xorn+Clown Car
{R}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite artifact tokensInfinite card drawInfinite Clue tokensInfinite colored manaInfinite creature ETBInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite damage to creaturesInfinite death triggersInfinite draw triggersInfinite Food tokensInfinite lifegainInfinite lifegain triggersInfinite Treasure tokensPut all artifact and creature cards from your library onto the battlefieldPut all artifact cards and a subset of creature cards from your library onto the battlefield
Magda, Brazen Outlaw+Academy Manufactor+Maskwood Nexus+Cursed Mirror+Mirror of the Forebears+Elixir of Immortality+Dwarven Scorcher+Sculpting Steel+Clown Car
{R}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite artifact tokensInfinite card drawInfinite Clue tokensInfinite colored manaInfinite creature ETBInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite damage to creaturesInfinite death triggersInfinite draw triggersInfinite Food tokensInfinite lifegainInfinite lifegain triggersInfinite Treasure tokensPut all artifact and creature cards from your library onto the battlefieldPut all artifact cards and a subset of creature cards from your library onto the battlefield
Clown Car+Salvaging Station+Battered Golem+Grinding Station
{C}
Infinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite millInfinite self-mill
Clown Car+Salvaging Station+Battered Golem+Krark-Clan Ironworks
{C}
Infinite colorless manaInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Clown Car+Salvaging Station+Battered Golem+Ashnod's Altar
{C}
Infinite colorless manaInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Clown Car+Salvaging Station+Battered Golem+Altar of Dementia
{C}
Infinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite millInfinite self-mill
Clown Car+Salvaging Station+Battered Golem+Phyrexian Altar
{C}
Infinite colored manaInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Clown Car+Salvaging Station+Battered Golem+Goblin Bombardment
{R}
Infinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite damageInfinite death triggers
Black Carriage+Clown Car+Salvaging Station
{B}
Infinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Atog
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinitely large creature until end of turn
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Grinding Station+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite millInfinite self-mill
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Arcbound Ravager
{R}{W}
Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creatureInfinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Krark-Clan Ironworks+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite colorless manaInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Extruder+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite +1/+1 counters on creatures you controlInfinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Phyrexian Altar+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite colored manaInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Thermopod+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite red mana
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Krark-Clan Grunt+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinitely powerful creature until end of turn
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Ashnod's Altar+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite colorless manaInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Ravenous Intruder+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinitely large creature until end of turn
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Goblin Bombardment+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite damageInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Altar of Dementia+Clown Car
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite millInfinite self-mill
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Megatog
{R}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinitely large creature until end of turn
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Umbral Collar Zealot+Clown Car
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite surveil
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Lithatog
{R}{G}{W}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinitely large creature until end of turn
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Phantom Train
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creatureInfinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Woe Strider+Clown Car
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite scry 1
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Bartolomé del Presidio
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creatureInfinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Bloodflow Connoisseur
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creatureInfinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Viscera Seer+Clown Car
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinite scry 1
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Shilgengar, Sire of Famine+Clown Car
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite artifact tokensInfinite Blood tokensInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Yahenni, Undying Partisan
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Sarcatog
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggersInfinitely large creature until end of turn
Kolodin, Triumph Caster+Salvaging Station+Clown Car+Carrion Feeder
{R}{W}{B}
Infinite +1/+1 counters on a creatureInfinite artifact ETBInfinite artifact LTBInfinite artifact sacrifice triggersInfinite creature LTBInfinite creature sacrifice triggersInfinite death triggers

All 35 combos.

Format legality

Rulings

  • 2022-10-07

    Each die is identified by the number of faces it has. A six-sided die is a die with six equally likely outcomes: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6. The roll must be fair. Although physical dice are recommended, digital substitutes are allowed except in cases where the physical die is required for the effect.

  • 2022-10-07

    If X is a very large number, you may be required to roll more dice than you physically can in a reasonable time frame. In such cases, we encourage you to use digital resources for simulating die rolls or generating random numbers.

  • 2022-10-07

    If a die is rerolled, the original roll essentially never happened: it doesn't cause any abilities to trigger, and no effect that cares about die rolls will consider it.

  • 2022-10-07

    If an ability triggers "whenever you roll a die," it will trigger whenever you roll any die, including the planar die. This is a change from previous Un- rules. Some abilities use the result to determine part of the effect. If you get a non-numerical result (currently just the planar die, but the future is long), that part of the effect won't do anything.

  • 2022-10-07

    In an Un- game, if X is actually infinite (Urza's Fun House is a pathway to many game states some consider to be unnatural), you can assume that every natural result on a six-sided die is rolled infinite times, leading to infinite Clown Robot tokens and infinite +1/+1 counters on Clown Car. If abilities trigger from you rolling those results, they will each trigger infinite times. Have fun!

  • 2022-10-07

    Results can be numbers not ordinarily possible on a six-sided die. Spells like Scooch can change the result to 0 or 7, for example.

  • 2022-10-07

    Some effects may modify the result of a die roll. This may be part of the instruction to roll a die, or it may come from other cards. Anything that references the "result" of a die roll is looking for the result after these modifications.

  • 2022-10-07

    Something in the game must tell you to roll a die. If you roll a die for any other reason (to simulate a coin flip, to choose pizza toppings, to create alternate timelines), that roll doesn't count.

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